I’ve never been on an actual date.

(Source: iamkingunicorn)

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
  • Them: look
  • Me: I saw that already
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because you needed this on your blog … at night!

(Source: mockingjew)

i hate when people ask me what i like to do for fun

ooooweeeee:

like wtf do you think i like to do for fun …things that are fun nigga 


Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

this man >

(Source: oh-whiskers)

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit)

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uniquenicci:

Hahahahahahahahahahah wtf

why does this have so many notes?

(Source: queenanalcy)